Story 1 - Dracula meets the residents of
Our Last House on the Left.

Story 2 - "Why? Oh why? Oh why?"

Story 3 - The Star Wars Thing

Story 4 - Hi-lighter wars f

Story 5 - not finished

Story 6 - Attack of the January Exams

Story 7 - The Time Machine

Story 8 - The Killer Trams (coming soon)

Story 9 - The Invisible Man visits

Okay, now a quick intro into the household of LHotL you will find in these stories. And btw, don't blaim me if you don't like the characters. Blaim my evil twin, the stealer of the other 1/2 of my brain, otherwise known as Brain or Fiona.

1)Me. Otherwise known as SilverWolf, StevieSun, Stevie, CrazyWolf, Charley or Shorty. I own TLHotL. And I'm crazy. And I'm the writer and often the narrator, or I will be when I get round to writing some more stories. And btw, watch out for full moons. (and when I have a bow and arrow in my hands, I swear I'll hit the target one of these days).
2) THE DUKE! Or the various other names people have for him of which I don't really want to know. He guards the house from unwanted guests. Or more often than not he can be found watching Sky, or chasing guys around. PS he's scared of spiders! But is not gay. Sorry mate.
3) Dan and Sam. I've counted them as one because they are always found together. Usually in dark and lonely places. But that's where we rather they were, so we can ignore them. If in the unlikely case they are seperated then Dan can usually be found taking the micky out of Ron and Duke. Sam can be found with me being crazy and having a laugh. And baby Dan has only just turned (compared to the rest of us) turned 18.
4) Craig. He thinks he's big and scary going on about his gun and airsoft, but he's not scarey in the slightest because he's far too nice a guy to actually be nasty and scarey. But we are nice too and try to remember to pretend to be scared of him. Otherwise I just take the micky out of him. If he's not running round trying to be scary then he's probably somewhere with me, in which case don't bother looking for him.
5) Ron. The mad scientist. We don't see much of Ron, but we do hear from him. Or to be more precise, we hear lots of exploding noises from his lab. And if he does make an appearance he's either taking the micky or having the micky taken out of him because he looks like a pixie (even though he's not a pixie, he's an elf.)
6) THE Twins. Otherwise known as Rachel aka DR and Sally aka JediSally. Rachel is evil, but Sally is nice. Umm, otherwise they just tell me off for talking about Craig too much. Oh, and they point out when I've left my head lieing around. 


I think I've covered everyone although other people will make appearances from time to time. Like Nos, sorry Dracula. He's a popular bad guy. Until I decided I'm bored with him. Anyway, I hope you enjoy the stories once I get round to writing some more.

Know the madness . . .
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Okay, let me just give you a quick intro about Last House on the Left the movie and how it ended up being full of college students.

1) Last House on the Left was originally a horror movie. very scary and I think it's still banned in this country, if not, oh well. Basicly it's a slasher and therefore very gorey. Not that I've seen it (only bits of it.

2) The original story can be found in Ron's guestbook along with the inspiration for the story. And I picked Last House on the Left out of thin air cos I needed a setting from a horror film. Understand? If not then don't worry, cos I don't understand either and I'm meant to be the frelling writer.
Okay, now a quick intro into the household of LHotL you will find in these stories. And btw, don't blaim me if you don't like the characters. Blaim my evil twin, the stealer of the other 1/2 of my brain, otherwise known as Brain or Fiona.

1)Me. Otherwise known as SilverWolf, StevieSun, Stevie, CrazyWolf, Charley or Shorty. I own TLHotL. And I'm crazy. And I'm the writer and often the narrator, or I will be when I get round to writing some more stories. And btw, watch out for full moons. (and when I have a bow and arrow in my hands, I swear I'll hit the target one of these days).
2) THE DUKE! Or the various other names people have for him of which I don't really want to know. He guards the house from unwanted guests. Or more often than not he can be found watching Sky, or chasing guys around. PS he's scared of spiders! But is not gay. Sorry mate.
3) Dan and Sam. I've counted them as one because they are always found together. Usually in dark and lonely places. But that's where we rather they were, so we can ignore them. If in the unlikely case they are seperated then Dan can usually be found taking the micky out of Ron and Duke. Sam can be found with me being crazy and having a laugh. And baby Dan has only just turned (compared to the rest of us) turned 18.
4) Craig. He thinks he's big and scary going on about his gun and airsoft, but he's not scarey in the slightest because he's far too nice a guy to actually be nasty and scarey. But we are nice too and try to remember to pretend to be scared of him. Otherwise I just take the micky out of him. If he's not running round trying to be scary then he's probably somewhere with me, in which case don't bother looking for him.
5) Ron. The mad scientist. We don't see much of Ron, but we do hear from him. Or to be more precise, we hear lots of exploding noises from his lab. And if he does make an appearance he's either taking the micky or having the micky taken out of him because he looks like a pixie (even though he's not a pixie, he's an elf.)
6) THE Twins. Otherwise known as Rachel aka DR and Sally aka JediSally. Rachel is evil, but Sally is nice. Umm, otherwise they just tell me off for talking about Craig too much. Oh, and they point out when I've left my head lieing around. 


I think I've covered everyone although other people will make appearances from time to time. Like Nos, sorry Dracula. He's a popular bad guy. Until I decided I'm bored with him. Anyway, I hope you enjoy the stories once I get round to writing some more.

Know the madness . . .
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Story 1 - Dracula meets the residents of
Our Last House on the Left.

Story 2 - "Why? Oh why? Oh why?"

Story 3 - The Star Wars Thing

Story 4 - Hi-lighter wars f

Story 5 - not finished

Story 6 - Attack of the January Exams

Story 7 - The Time Machine

Story 8 - The Killer Trams (coming soon)

Story 9 - The Invisible Man visits

Last updated: 17/5/03

This actually takes you to Elfwood, of which Lothlorien is only part. I now have a gallery there, gallery 1420, just scroll down until you see CJMStevenson. Feel free to leave me a comment there.
I want more picture
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s of people in the house
hold list.
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